fake it for the gram

When you fake a picture to get likes on Instagram

I saw a dope Ferrari so I took a picture and had to fake it for the gram.

by beckburris23 February 4, 2016

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Fake One For The Team

To pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast

(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)

I was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I faked one for the team.

Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.

by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016

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National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake

Ur mom and Jenna are protected this month from all of those haters

Ur mom and Jenna are protected and national National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake

by Jesus and god equal shrek October 22, 2019

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Fake pirates of the caribbean fan

a dude who pretends to be a potc fan but dislikes potc 4-5 and says jack isn't the protagonist

"i'm a pirates of the caribbean fan,but i hate movies 4-5 and jack isn't the protagonist"
"ha,you're a fake pirates of the caribbean fan then,not to mention you're a major clown"

by captain jack sparrow345 June 22, 2020

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I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.

Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022

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