Typewriter

When you're bored AF so you go to the local Zoo and start mowing down animals with your guns

Guy 1: I heard there was a SWAT team at the zoo earlier?
Guy 2: you didn't hear? Gary lost his shit and went full typewriter earlier!
Guy 1: damn! I knew he was bored, but I didn't know he was THAT bored!

by GaryBoy420 June 27, 2019

The Italian Typewriter

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.

Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.

by EBT03 May 4, 2019

asian typewriter

Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.

Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter

by wapgiokjtmahouwhna December 20, 2017

Devil’s Typewriter

Another term for masturbation/self pleasure.

“Yeah well I was using the Devil’s typewriter last night.”

by Basiloid April 26, 2020

Typewriter

The longest word you can spell on the first line of a qwerty keyboard.

Computer: What is the longest word you can spell, keyboard?
Broken Keyboard: typewriter

by LicenceHK May 30, 2020

Typewriter Telly

A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.

I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.

by Jerry Malto September 8, 2011

typewriter

apparently it's the longest word that can be typed on the top row of the keyboard

Did you know that typewriter is special because of it's position on the keyboard?

by anonymous October 9, 2023