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dollop of spleen

A bit of anger.

A dollop, of course, is a small lump of something--generally a colloidal food, such as sour cream or whipped cream.

"Spleen" means anger. This is no doubt related to the fact that the spleen was thought to be one of the four organs associated with the humours involving emotion--specifically it was thought to excrete black bile. whose Greek name gives us the word "melancholy".

As such, you might expect "spleen" to mean "sad", but perhaps it's better understood as "grumpy", at least when served up in dollop-sized quantities.
"If the force of gravity varies with altitude, how would that affect the height of the drop?" asked Daniel Waterhouse.

"Do it at sea-level," said Hooke, with a dollop of spleen.
by L K B M July 20, 2016
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spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.
by gnostic3 June 25, 2019
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green spleen

when two gay men are having titty sex and the one on top defecates a sloppy slimy feces mixture onto the other fags stomach and chest
by old nebronian May 24, 2018
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spleens

Spleens are your real ones usually consisting of 3+ males of balkan descent with all different personality types with one being the father figure and the only one that can drive then the next one being the middle child aka the good kid but everyone loves him and lastly the youngest who manages to do the dumbest shit every time making the oldest mad
wow there goes the spleens so gay
by retrotrik January 11, 2020
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Spleens Flower

Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.
by Poyomaster696969 September 8, 2020
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spleen

A term meaning 'explain'.

Similar to 'splain' but more slang.
"Yo how are there so many kids going to Kew's Got Talent?"

"Exactly! Spleen kid!"
by ZaneyP00 June 23, 2022
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Spleen

Yo I'm bored, bro.

You up for a game of Spleen?

Let's go
by Tex FPX September 11, 2022
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