Slim Jim

Is a long slim penis used by Kermit the frog to Impregnate ms piggy

Never go in without a slim Jim

by Long piece of rope March 11, 2018

screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

Slim Jim

Some donny who shits on lil A’s carpet and he’s a skinny gypsy charva

Slim Jim is in on the ride
So you know it’s gonna be a shitting

by uk gangs 🇬🇧 March 7, 2021

slim jim

a long meat stick of meat

i love meat stick

i like slim jim i eat slim jim

by chicken nugget_hotmoms April 13, 2023

Slim Jim

A dense, filling, and delicious shot of protein to get back into gear. Note - Do not get this if you can't control yourself as they are extremely delicious.

My work form home break time is the Slim Jim time.

by Dreakke December 2, 2021

slim jim

something known for either eating or sticking up your mate's ass

I stuck a slim jim up Mr johnsons ass when he fell asleep at the school lock up

by slimjims are nice June 17, 2022

Kentucky Slim Jim

When a girl poops on a guy's chest and pukes in his mouth.

Man, she gave me the gnarliest Kentucky slim jim last night. I think I have to torch the place.

by coldbrewshart September 28, 2022