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crib robber

When, typically a man, tries to date a much younger female.
Tyler: Dude you should go talk to Kara, she's checking you out!
Jacob: No way! I'm a senior and she's a freshman. I ain't no crib robber!
by bowizzle69 September 6, 2008
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robber crab

when somebody is infatuated with stealing pots and pans, or eating lots of coconuts. taken from the name of real life crabs that reside in the atlantic.
God, coxy is such a robber crab
by Rob Martin July 20, 2008
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Rascal Robber

A young woman with a lust for older men. AKA the other side of "cradle snatcher" and a reference to Rascal scooters.
Wherever there's a silver fox, a rascal robber is close behind.
by GloryGe September 18, 2009
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Grave Robber

The opposite of a cougar, a woman over the age of 18 who dates older men. Differentiated from a gold digger because the men the Grave Robber dates are not necessarily rich. Also not considered jail bait, as said woman is over age, however if she was under age she would be considered jail bait.
"Ick is totally hitting on Jason right now..."
"I know she's such a Grave Robber"
by Jason the Waiter November 16, 2013
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gobble robber

A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.
Hey Phil look at that Butterball you stinkin gobble robber.
by Larry Brown December 18, 2009
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dog robber

The connotation is that a "dog robber" will obtain what ever their superior wants by any means necessary, legal or otherwise.
James Garner played the part of a typical "dog robber" in the movie, "The Americanization of Emily."
by Donnie Gene Howard September 6, 2006
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craddle robber

Someone who has a wide age gap with someone they have sex with, or could be a pedophile
Joe's a sick freak, he had sex with a 12 year old when he was 17!
by Caitlin August 10, 2004
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