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Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.
Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.
by ZepherFish March 8, 2024
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Narrative Surfing

A populist-esque phenomenon. When someone adopts position after position because the position’s in-group popularity or astroturfed popularity.

This is most often done to increase (social) media engagement rather than being a sincerely held belief or only becomes a sincerely held belief as a result of its popularity and not its rationale or substance.

Surfing from narrative wave to narrative wave of popular opinion among one’s in group.
why are conservatives now supporting abortion and gay rights?

They’re narrative surfing dude.
by Huwite August 14, 2023
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Narrative

It's hard to get in there... You know? It takes some time.... Unless you're me. I'm SUPER good at that's shit! It's almost too easy.
Hym "You know how I know that that character is about me? The anime one? Not only did he express my exact position but they modeled him after the 'Bleach' character 'Kenpachi Zaraki'. And it's a reference to the comment I made about people giving me a blank expressionless stare as though 'they can see the effigy of my might looming behind me like Kenpachi Zaraki'. Isn't that wild!? I'm in that narrative y'all. Great job me!"

Iam "Wait... Does that make me the depressed kid?"

Hym "HA! Probably!"
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
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Narr

Yiddish, n. A special type of FOOL, characterized by his utter cluelessness, ignorance, and lack of awareness. The Narr's brand of idiocy is referred to as "Narrishkeit."
"What a narr! He gave the entire presentation with his zipper wide open and his shirt tail hanging out through his fly!"
"His big scheme now is selling battery-powered sun dials. Did you ever hear such narrishkeit?"
by theLateFlemminStir July 17, 2021
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Control the narrative

They filed a police report first in order to control the narrative
by Ameilus December 22, 2022
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fuck up my narrative

To deliver facts that hurt my comfortable little bubble of idiocy.
Mike: I wish Republicans had at least the minimal level of respect for women and people of color...
Jen: Republicans picked up 10 seats in the House in the 2020 election. Most were women and people of color.
Mike: Don't fuck up my narrative!
by geekmalone December 4, 2020
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NARR

narr I hate broccoli
by ratsondainternet June 4, 2024
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