judge judy'd

To be called out on a lie and then have the truth totally screw you.

You sure did get judge judy'd in there.

by SiriusPain September 25, 2010

Judge Shopping

The act of looking for a judge that will rule in your favor.

Frank: What's the status of my drinking ticket?

Lawyer: We need to go Judge Shopping. I know a judge on the 3rd floor who used to be an alcoholic, he will find you innocent.

Frank: Sweet, let's go!

by Timo Supremo April 8, 2009

tell it to the judge

After someone has been caught red handed they may try to excuse thier actions. This phrase is said to shut them up.

I tripped and fell on that fiveteen year old girl while her legs were open.



Tell it to the judge!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Judge Judy

a crabby ol' bitch (with a capital B) who wears judge's robes and gives judgement on a stupid court TV show. She is very irritable, very pushy and demanding and she degrades and belittles people in the courtroom. She always acts like someone pissed in her orange juice, she needs to be removed from the bench once and for all.

Judge Judy is on TV every afternoon.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 23, 2007

Judge Judy

A bitch who needs to get laid.

QUIET! I AM HAVING MY PERIOD oh wait I stopped having those twenty years ago

by KingTT May 29, 2003

Judge Dregs

When, during a party, one collects all unfinished alcoholic beverages (the dregs) and downs them all in one fell swoop, such as through a beer bong.

"No wounded soldiers! Time for Judge Dregs."

by Gorgalore August 25, 2011

judging Granados

Adressed when he or she is judging a certain person for their acts but, that person is doing the same thing back.

Our Preacher needs to stop being a Judging Granados!

by KingArthur3 November 27, 2009