Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).

Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.

by Ovamp July 13, 2009

jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 25, 2010

roblox walk joystick

a gift from god

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

Greasy Joystick

When you shove chicken fingers up your ass

Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick

Ryan: I’m sorry man chill

by anonymous June 8, 2021

jolly joystick

something that farah wants but can’t obtain.

give me the jolly joystick now (moan sounds in background)

by milkmantheog July 15, 2021

jiggle the joystick

masturbation

bro what were you doing last night u weren't on the game?
sorry man i just had to jiggle the joystick

by oscar the fat kid December 15, 2023

Ball Top joystick

Ball Top Joystick - joystick handle that looks like a Gumball

Popular with games like ms pacman & street fighter mainly used with Japanese arcades & replaced the old skool Bat Top joystick in the west .

Ball Top Joystick such as Sanwa , Seimitsu ,suzo-happ

Most modern gamers prefer the ball top joystick as

It is more comfortable on the hands & easier to grip.

by Blu_leef June 29, 2025