hank

very cool guy!!! he’s 6’1 with brown hair, loves grand theft auto, and is very funny. he’s a great listener and is very loyal. only downside is his atom.

mia khalifa: omg u know hank?

lana rhoades: yesss gurl i love him he’s good at listening.

vivian blush: yep!! fax y’all!

by hermandochavez2001 November 30, 2020

Hanking

Another term for masterbating

Hank was hanking himself on the Ferris wheel because he was alone.

by Fruit loop February 17, 2019

Hank

A filthy ole bitch

How bout look at that hank over there

by Nohanksplease September 17, 2014

Hank

Hank is the type of guy to sell you gas station sushi in a Sears parking lot.

You know, I think Hank may be developing a foot fungus, can you go check on him?

by Ozziswozzis November 23, 2021

hank

The act of strangling one's self to near asphyxiation whilst masturbating.

Dave: Joe, did you have a good night last night?
Joe Dev: No it was shit. I had a hank but my belt snapped and I banged my face on the cupboard door.

by redsubdave December 13, 2010

hank

a ginger dj that is obsessed with midgets and wants 1 as a friend so he can stroke them and hang them by their little ankles and play leap frog with them. he also wears a white sparkly tutu and nipple tassels

hank is a person who has gerbils up his bum

by wanktissue February 8, 2010

hank

Jobless Jimmy's definition that equally means god.

"I can't believe all those morons down there are killing each other over me, and they don't even know my Hankdamn name. My name is Hank, Hankdamnit!"

by Murdock December 7, 2003