call the police

a threat by anyone to literally call the police.

get away or i'll call the police

by cookies!!!!!!!!! nom nom nom March 6, 2019

The Phone Call

When you stick your thumb in her ass and your pinky her vagina.

I gave my girl the phone call last night while Adele was singing in the background.

by Vantex XII November 27, 2018

call the gang

When a software developer refuses to use patterns or misuses them to such an extent that the only reasonable action is to call the Gang of Four.

Paul: This could've been easily solved with a Singleton...
Lucas: Paul, it's time. Call the gang.

by sodeep June 24, 2018

spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008

the curtain call

whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.

yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.

by mascow July 26, 2016

i call the mouth!

This is the 'Phrase That Pays' for the guys out there who just want to get their dick sucked. It is most commonly used in the situation two guys have the opportunity to have a threesome with a female and they have agreed to proceed with buying her a one-way ticket to 'Paris.' One of the guys, however, is not as enthusiastic as the other. This could be because he is feeling sick, tired, lazy, or otherwise but naturally does not pass up the chance to get his nut and agrees to be part of the three-way action regardless. At this point in time, just getting his dick sucked would make his day and conveniently require the least amount of effort from him. Right before they begin removing their clothes and getting into the "tower position," He

cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"

Guy one: "Yo, bro! this chick I've been talking to is down to have a threesome and told me to bring a friend! You down??"
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***

by BigDaddyTC88 November 19, 2017

I'll call the wireless company

When you really wanna say "fuck you" but decide to censor yourself.

Boss: "So you didn't do your job correctly?"
Me: "I did ... But I'll call the wireless company."

by HSDeeznuts August 10, 2017