Birthing the Unicorn

To have an experience so fantastical that the world seems an utterly cold and charmless place in comparison. As it would after waking from a dream where you witness the live birth of a unicorn.

Barnabus fell into a state of catatonic depression after Birthing the Unicorn at the Taylor Swift concert.

by Bieber's Monkey April 4, 2013

Birth Certificate

A Receipt for the skeet.

I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.

by soulocutz August 26, 2011

Birth peep

people related to you by birth, also known as family.

Yo, dese be my birth peeps

by clyde2 June 7, 2011

Birth Control

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.

Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?

by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005

Birthing a Texan

Take a giant shit.

"Dude, you were making a lot of noise in the bathroom. It sounded like you were birthing a Texan."

by Bacon Handler December 18, 2011

Birthing person

A term used by leftists who will one day be mass murdered by the same muslims they invited into our societies.

Leftist birthing person: But we welcomed you with open arms!
Muslim: Allahuakbar! *decapitates leftist
Conservative: Well, we're all fucked, but at least the idiots who ruined our society are more fucked than us.

by Jooduk April 4, 2022

birth control

Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.

Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.

by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008