THE BETTY CROCKER

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

The Bettie Page Intimacy

A punk rock band from Ottawa, Canada.

boy 1: "Hey man have you heard about that awesome band The Bettie Page Intimacy?"

boy 2: "yeah man they fucking rock!"

by punklover3251 May 2, 2011

The Betty white effect

When someone dies before their milestone and it upsets the world

Betty white died 3 weeks before her 100th bday, thus creates the Betty white effect.

by Bawston69 February 6, 2022

kiss the beth

A highly disrespectful phrase meaning : suck my dick

Ayo kiss the Beth my G

by Efosa 😉 August 2, 2017

The betes

A name for an unknown creepy disease (taken from the end of "Diebetes", but not actually refering to diabetes"

I bet she has a serious case of the betes.

by cratch April 17, 2008

The Betes

When you eat so much food you get full blown diabetes immediately

Just had Buffalo Wild Wings, got the betes so fast

by ArchdukeDiabetes September 30, 2018

The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist

The better a girl's pussy is, the more her partner will nut.

"My girlfriend is one hell of an alchemist. She made me cum more than I've ever did before."
"What?"
"Haven't you heard? 'The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist.'"

by JonJae October 9, 2018