tattoonomics

The inverse relationship between the number and visibility of tattoos and earnings potential.

The tattoonomics of my full sleeve Pokemon tattoo may have been the reason I didn't get that job last week. I guess I'll stay at the car wash until something better comes along.

by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016

Hibiscus Tattoo Energy

A term describing unstable, aggressive, uncouth, usually loud women with lower than average intelligence (though they will swear that they're the smartest thing around and that everyone is jealous of them). These people can usually be found congregating at Walmart...There is a 97% chance that they have Hibiscus tattoos on their shoulder or ankle.

Stephanie and Karina needs to calm their Hibiscus Tattoo Energy down before security escorts them out of the bottle drop.

by Big Leaf Little Stick October 17, 2023

stripper tattoo

1. A tattoo worn my a on a girl on the small of the back, just above the butt. Usually stretches from one side of the body to the other.
2. A tattoo on the back commonly seen on strippers and porn stars.
3. A tattoo on a girls back to give you something to look at when having doggystyle sex.

That girl would have been so cool. But she has the worst stripper tattoo, you reckon she pole dances for a living?

by personA September 22, 2003

Shroom tattoo

when you smack someone with your **** so hard they get the outline of a mushroom on their face.

Yo Jones was pissing me off so bad i decided to ZIPPP and give him a shroom tattoo.

by DJMADMIKE September 12, 2006

tattoo

tattoo is a form of body modification.


'ink permanently implanted under the skin
Tattooing is a process by which pigment (ink) is permanently deposited (implanted) under the skin (well, into the non-exfoliating layers of skin).

We have archeological records of tattooing going well into pre-history (the tattooed iceman dates at 3300 BC). The word itself sources from "tattau", a Tahitian word which translates essentially as "to mark".' -Shannon Larratt


nowadays, there are technology to remove the tattoo such as a laser. thus, meaning the tattoo is a tattoo till is removed.

She found ink missing in her design so she must go back to get her tattoo retouched.

by sangre October 4, 2004

tattoo flash

Pictures of predesigned tattoos. Usually a sheet will be about 11x14 and have around 4-7 tats on it all conforming to a generic theme (knives, roses, hearts, etc...). Usually made to be put into notebooks and whatnot for people to pick from.

RandomGuy: I wanna get inked.

TattGuy: What d'ya want?

RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.

TattGuy: aight.

by Jake September 4, 2005

tattoo

The reason why Dr. Seuss' Sneetches story was ahead of its time.

The un-tattooed sneetches had no stars upon thars.

by Aquahutchison February 13, 2012