Thailand

1.A country where men do not feel old,as they can behave young and enjoy life.
2.A country with many kinds of original and tasty food.
3.A country where you can enjoy each and every day of your life.
4.The country of smiles,kindness and compassion.
5.The country where you can find happiness without being rich,owning a house or a vehicle.
6.A country with many beautiful islands and beaches.

Thailand might not be heaven,but it is as close as it gets.

by Kermode Bear September 24, 2018

Pokémon Go Thailand Edition

This is like the Game but instead you go looking for some fine looking Asian Street Meat.

Do you play Pokémon Go? Oh yes I especially enjoy the Pokémon Go Thailand edition.

by Billy Ball Sack July 1, 2023

Thailand

A country in Asia, a very cool country. A lot of nice people. Though, there are cons.

Hey, do you think I should go to Phuket, Thailand?

Sounds nice, so maybe.

by Emmystealingyourpotatoes August 21, 2022

Thailand

A lovely exotic place in asia with nice people and amaizing food! The south islands (for example Kho Lanta) are full of Swedes.

Swedish person 1: I Love Thailand
Swedish person 2: Me too! I am going there in winter.
Swedish person 1: Me too! I Love to be there over christmas.

by MemyselfandI1111 December 15, 2016

thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017

Thailand Sticky

When a woman is riding cowgirl, and when the man is about to cum he pulls the woman off of his dick. The dick naturally bounces towards the man, and he cums on his own chest. He then pulls the woman back onto him, and they rub themselves together until they are both sticky.

Sugar Daddy Josh gave me a Thailand Sticky, it was heavenly.

by Quickiesmalls June 11, 2018

Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024