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Thailand

A lovely exotic place in asia with nice people and amaizing food! The south islands (for example Kho Lanta) are full of Swedes.
Swedish person 1: I Love Thailand
Swedish person 2: Me too! I am going there in winter.
Swedish person 1: Me too! I Love to be there over christmas.
by MemyselfandI1111 December 15, 2016
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thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.
by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017
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Thailand Sticky

When a woman is riding cowgirl, and when the man is about to cum he pulls the woman off of his dick. The dick naturally bounces towards the man, and he cums on his own chest. He then pulls the woman back onto him, and they rub themselves together until they are both sticky.
Sugar Daddy Josh gave me a Thailand Sticky, it was heavenly.
by Quickiesmalls June 11, 2018
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Thailand

1.A country where men do not feel old,as they can behave young and enjoy life.
2.A country with many kinds of original and tasty food.
3.A country where you can enjoy each and every day of your life.
4.The country of smiles,kindness and compassion.
5.The country where you can find happiness without being rich,owning a house or a vehicle.
6.A country with many beautiful islands and beaches.
Thailand might not be heaven,but it is as close as it gets.
by Kermode Bear September 24, 2018
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Thailand

A word used for drugs like marijuana, heroin, cocaine, and crystal meth.
Can I buy some thailand? or I’m in the mood for some thailand!
by onehundredgods October 18, 2019
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Thailand Teapot

When you stay at a hotel and urinate inside the teapot. Usually done out of spite the Thailand Teapot is yet another reason to avoid unsterilized teapots while traveling.
Friend: Hey man aren't you upset those fuckers in Baan ChokDee Pai Resort Ripped you off
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.
by Eludian February 24, 2021
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Thailand

A country in South East Asia that's well known for an overused ladyboys and "funny capital city name" joke. Also known for its tourism and their denial on prostitution business, worshipping random stuff for lottery numbers, as well as political mess.
"What's the name of Thailand's capital?"
"Bangcock."
by NotKringe April 22, 2021
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