thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017

Thailand

1.A country where men do not feel old,as they can behave young and enjoy life.
2.A country with many kinds of original and tasty food.
3.A country where you can enjoy each and every day of your life.
4.The country of smiles,kindness and compassion.
5.The country where you can find happiness without being rich,owning a house or a vehicle.
6.A country with many beautiful islands and beaches.

Thailand might not be heaven,but it is as close as it gets.

by Kermode Bear September 24, 2018

Thailand Teapot

When you stay at a hotel and urinate inside the teapot. Usually done out of spite the Thailand Teapot is yet another reason to avoid unsterilized teapots while traveling.

Friend: Hey man aren't you upset those fuckers in Baan ChokDee Pai Resort Ripped you off
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.

by Eludian February 24, 2021

Thailand

A lovely exotic place in asia with nice people and amaizing food! The south islands (for example Kho Lanta) are full of Swedes.

Swedish person 1: I Love Thailand
Swedish person 2: Me too! I am going there in winter.
Swedish person 1: Me too! I Love to be there over christmas.

by MemyselfandI1111 December 15, 2016

stone thailand

One who wear fake stone island.

Wearing my stone Thailand to the football match this weekend.

by Scottyboy1231 November 14, 2021

Thailand Traffic Jam

When you’re running a train on your favorite lady boy in Thailand. The man in the action realizes mid stroke that she’s a lady boy, so he cannot get to climax. Therefore the rest of the guys are waiting in limbo.

“I was next in line at a train running. And the man in the action caused a Thailand Traffic Jam, he didn’t realize Pong was a lady boy.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

Thailand Sticky

When a woman is riding cowgirl, and when the man is about to cum he pulls the woman off of his dick. The dick naturally bounces towards the man, and he cums on his own chest. He then pulls the woman back onto him, and they rub themselves together until they are both sticky.

Sugar Daddy Josh gave me a Thailand Sticky, it was heavenly.

by Quickiesmalls June 11, 2018