Textual Assault

The act of attacking a friend, crush, significant other or total stranger with constant, unwanted text messages. Usually several consecutive texts in a few short minutes, these textual assaults may take the form of a long message broken up into several texts, random thoughts, late night booty texts, mass text invites or even, simply a bunch of insatiable requests from attention whores. Textual assaults should not be taken lightly. Tell a trusted individual immediately if you feel that you have been textually assaulted in any way. Feel free to put on the silencer.

Tom: "Who's blowing up your phone?"
Susie: "Oh god. John won't stop forwarding me lame jokes."
Tom: "Ah. Another victim of textual assault."

by goblingirl May 2, 2009

Textually Transmitted Disease

When you're on an instant messaging program, and you copy and paste something someone else has instant messaged, and you end up getting their font style.

Oh noes! I copied what you said on AIM and you gave me a textually transmitted disease!

by Lainaaa December 30, 2008

textual

of, pertaining to or for sex while in a text messaging conversation

occurring between two or more individuals in an intimate text messaging relationship

I don't think I can go down that path with you Kevin. I prefer to keep our relationship "textual."

by ssr March 17, 2008

textually violated

when you receive an unexpected, dirty, sexual in nature text message

I was sitting at work when he sent me a picture of his junk. I felt so textually violated.

by thepoof August 10, 2008

Textually Molested

A text message that contains someones body part you'd rather not see.

OMG, Joe just sent me a text of his penis!

He just textually molested me!

by Drew Sinclare March 21, 2010

Textual dysfunction

When a person, who doesn't normally text a lot, tries to send a text message. it's often a tricky and frustrating process to coordinate all of the shift and function keys.

*%^&$! I am experiencing textual dysfunction. i cant get the &%^&*! function key to work with the @ sign.

by alison11 April 29, 2009

Textual frustration

The feeling one gets when no new text or voicemail alerts arrive for an extended period of time.
textual satisfaction

It's like my phone is dead; I think I'm feeling some textual frustration.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little textually frustrated because I haven't been texted all day.

by JoseFrijoles May 15, 2010