selective texter

Someone who only get's the text messages they want to. Kind of like selective hearing, but with text messages.
Jan: I sent Brad a text and told him my mom wanted us to meet her for dinner tonight.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.
by lindylou22 August 28, 2009
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Texter's Remorse

The feeling of regret that ultimately comes over oneself when he or she sends a text message and instantly wishes they had said something else.
An extreme example, because I cannot think of a decent one>>>

Text: Hey honey, I am all lubed up and ready for us to *Removed* later tonight.

"damn I meant to say how was your day"
(he has Texter's Remorse)
by ShreddedDreamz August 15, 2008
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Sleep Texter

1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters
Ah zombue slpxisnon not mnys faukmlt
^^Prime Example of a Sleep Texter's Message^^
by Shaecole January 03, 2009
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dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.
by Guido1 February 25, 2010
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Blunt Texter

A blunt texter is someone who simply cannot carry a conversation via text message. The conversations they have are usually short and boring, thus the other person gives up trying to keep the conversation going.
Ex: Heeey! :)
Hey
What's up?
Nm jc u
Nothing.
Aha.
--wow, he's a blunt texter, I think we're done here--
by KittyPurry. October 06, 2012
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Double Texter

One who tries to ignite conversation again after sending a conversation ender to another who does not respond. Annoying.
Alysha: Lol
Riley: *No responce*

Minutes later,

Alysha: So what's up?
Riley: 0_o

DOUBLE TEXTER AHHHH
by Haley Millah January 29, 2010
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Tommy Texter

A person who texts non-stop and is texting at literally every moment you look at them!
Cool Tommy Texter, put your fucking phone away Dean.
by dontrellelewis32 December 29, 2011
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