selective texter

Someone who only get's the text messages they want to. Kind of like selective hearing, but with text messages.

Jan: I sent Brad a text and told him my mom wanted us to meet her for dinner tonight.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.

by lindylou22 August 28, 2009

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Texter's Remorse

The feeling of regret that ultimately comes over oneself when he or she sends a text message and instantly wishes they had said something else.

An extreme example, because I cannot think of a decent one>>>

Text: Hey honey, I am all lubed up and ready for us to *Removed* later tonight.

"damn I meant to say how was your day"
(he has Texter's Remorse)

by ShreddedDreamz October 10, 2008

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Sleep Texter

1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters

Ah zombue slpxisnon not mnys faukmlt
^^Prime Example of a Sleep Texter's Message^^

by Shaecole January 2, 2009

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dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.

My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010

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Blunt Texter

A blunt texter is someone who simply cannot carry a conversation via text message. The conversations they have are usually short and boring, thus the other person gives up trying to keep the conversation going.

Ex: Heeey! :)
Hey
What's up?
Nm jc u
Nothing.
Aha.
--wow, he's a blunt texter, I think we're done here--

by KittyPurry. October 6, 2012

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