Testicals

1.A man's origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.

First guy:Wow! Jerry got premoted.

Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Testing nuts

Rambling about something you know nothing about

My teacher was talking about how great Hillary Clinton is, she's obviously testing nuts

by Beli_whodie May 7, 2015

Penitration Testing

Penitration Testing is where a man checks how far his penis / love length will go into a vagina.

James has been Penitration Testing today

by PeterPonder June 24, 2014

testical soup

The act of cutting off a male testical and adding it to a batch of cream of onion soup. Served with bread and butter.

I eat "testical soup " every friday with my two sisters

by paintballkidd07 March 4, 2009

testical message

when one takes a picture of their own testicals and send it in a text message to one of their friends.

"Nate is such a douchbag, he sent me a testical message and my girlfriends thinks im gay now."

by JacketOFFJacketOFF July 24, 2009

Testing Their Luck

A person who has just had a negative Covid19 test, and knows someone who also has had a negative test and then assumes the rules don't apply to them.

Well those people over there sure are testing their luck.

by ME MAKES DICTIONARY March 15, 2021

transmitter testing

When I'm bored, I go "transmitter testing". This generally refers to me picking a random VHF frequnecy and transmitting music over it. Because I have a Vertex VX-150 as well as a 35-watt VHF amplifier attached to it the range is about 20 or miles, depending on if I am transmitting at full power or fractional power levels. I like to chose frequencies that are not being used, generally its a business radio service frequency or Marine VHF channel. I have however, transmitted over weatheradio (162.400 to 162.550 MHz) channels are that really pisses people off.

This is all, of course, illegal.

Guy who lives next to me: "How come all I hear on my weatheradio is Jimi Hendrix and Men At Work?"

Me: "I'm just transmitter testing"

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 31, 2004