rock star penguin teste-blitz

A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.

Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*

rock star penguin teste-blitz by fubsish August 10, 2009

Texted Vexed 

During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.

I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.

Texted Vexed by K.C.M. October 21, 2007

turkey testers 

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

turkey testers by Double Jay May 13, 2003

Bestie From Another Testes 

A variation on the phrase "Brother From Another Mother".

She's/He's my bestie from another testes!

Bestie From Another Testes by spyder_web September 15, 2009

Testetrap

When you're about to eat a cupcake and testes pop up out of nowhere and smack you in the face!

Gotta watch out for those testetraps.

Testetrap by The DepraveD August 5, 2008

tuested 

Having characteristics of a typical Tuesday day. Typically typical Tuesdays are pretty rough having the following characteristics: suckish, slow, sleep-inducing, just overall painful. It's when thing's are quite as bad as a Monday, but no where near as good as a Wednesday.

Taylor Swift says: "I'm in my room. It's a typical tuested Tuesday night. I'm feeling suckish cuz it's that time of the week…. etc. etc."

tuested by UnicornLoverCheatsOnButter December 22, 2013

Tasted Purple 

The feeling you get in your brain after you've hit your head on something hard, usually the back of the head.

I fell of my skateboard and hit my head so hard I tasted Purple.

Tasted Purple by BJC92 July 26, 2017