Romantic Terrorism

When an individual creates non-existent conflicts and struggles between relationships/friendships to demand one thing only: To be loved in return.

Man, i dumped my girlfriend, i just couldnt handle the romantic terrorism she played on me.

by Jinkansha May 16, 2011

international terrorism

N. A smokescreen used to distract the dumb majority from the fact that sadam was and is of no threat to the us. see weapons of mass destruction

Sadam had no weapons of mass destruction but we still went to war with iraq and made a mess.

by Clark May 24, 2004

jukebox terrorism

Queing up the same ridiculous song over and over on a jukebox.

Jen sucessfully carried out "jukebox terrorism" last night when she queued up Neil Diamonds "Sweet Caroline" 18 times in a row on the jukebox.

by Pablo Gee August 26, 2005

terrorisms

noun. plural.
When you drop a shot of Baileys into a pint of tequilla and chug it.

Hey guys, were going to go do some terrorisms.

by PantsEsquire April 28, 2008

Ego Terrorism

Inflating someone's ego by complimenting them gratuitously, thereby altering their personality to that of an ass and directing their life into a downward spiral from which they will not recover.

Todd: You're just awesome, Steve. I could never match your awesomeness.
Steve: Why, thanks. I guess I am awesome.
Todd: And I'm not just saying that out of ego terrorism.
Steve: Ah, then I'll take your words to heart. I genuinely am better than other people.
(years pass)
Steve: WHY DO THEY ALL HATE ME?!
Steve: (cuts wrists)
(minutes pass)
Todd: That'll serve you right, it will.
Todd: (spits on corpse)

by Butt Butt Butt but Butt May 3, 2009

terrorismsexual

this is when its ok to shoot the person in the head.

Someones child: Mum! Mum!

The poor mother: Yes?

Child: Im coming out!

mother: Thats great sweetie! i lo-

child: As terrorismsexual!

mother:....

child:... mum?-

mother: get out.

by DR34MY2 September 8, 2021

Toliet Terrorism

When someone shits in, pukes in, pisses in, and ejaculates in a toliet. This also often overflows the toliet or clogs it.

Dan: Why did you leave Joe’s house so early?
Mike: Bro I committed toliet terrorism and he can never know it was me.

by 15_MELO_7 July 25, 2018