terrorgasm 

A terrorgasm is when you are watching a scary movie or show and you only make noises similar to those during an orgasm when you're scared.

"I was watching the opening scene to Flight and had a terrorgasm the entire time the plane was going down."

terrorgasm by runmqt November 6, 2013

audio terrorism 

Action characterized by the selection of outdated, abrasive, inappropriate, or otherwise unpleasant music in a public setting. Such action may be intentional or unintentional.

Audio Terrorist: "I noticed a couple approach the TouchTunes Jukebox. Little do they know I just put $20 into the mobile app to select terrible music making them look like total squares."

Victim 1:"Let's listen to that new hit song that everyone likes - What the hell! I didn't want to hear Who Let The Dogs Out by Baja Men 13 times!"

Victim 2:"Why the fuck did you pick this shitty music? This is audio terrorism. I'm going to a different bar."

Audio Terrorist(Disguised as a victim): "Yeah WTF!"

audio terrorism by ThorskyHustle October 2, 2013

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism is when something exits your body thru the mouth and anus simultaneously forcefully. Can be symptoms of multiple

sicknesses.

Eating four raw kidney beans can be a easy way to get Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism by spagoogle May 31, 2018

Medical Terrorism 

A term used to describe President Trump's complete disregard for the American health care system, going so far as to say that he wants to see it "explode." Originally coined by William LeGate on Twitter.

Oh my god, did you hear Trump said he failed his health bill and now wants to see our health system "explode"???
He's committing Medical Terrorism!

Medical Terrorism by SqueakyTrump March 26, 2017

Anti Terrorism Honor System

An anti terrorism honor system is where you get honored for getting high marks in school for being strongly opposed to terrorism.

Our school is strongly opposed to terrorism and we take great pride in our anti terrorism honor system.

Anti Terrorism Honor System by PWS27 April 21, 2017

two tip tummy terrorism

When one is taking a violent shit while violently vomiting at the same time

“Why were you not at work?”
“I had two tip tummy terrorism.”

two tip tummy terrorism by Salty_Joe May 18, 2018

poetic terrorism 

n. A movement dedicated to spreading random acts of beauty, poetry, wonder, magic and thought-provocation. The concept was originated by the writer Hakim Bey and has appeared in movies such as the cult French film Amelie.

Poetic terrorism differs from the concept of "random acts of kindness" in that its acts are not always kind, but its ultimate goal is not malice, but broadening of the mind. Poetic terrorist acts may, of course, be kind - they may also be weird, funky, shocking, provocative, counter-cultural, anachronistic, subtle, subversive, mischievous, dark, creative and fey.

Examples of poetic terrorism would be:
* Decorating the walls of a public lavatory with Shakespearean sonnets in purple glittery marker pen
* Erecting a 50' inflatable sculpture in a public place, then removing it without trace once day is done
* Sprinkling flower petals from a window onto passers-by
* Frolicking in the park wearing an outlandish costume and jingling bells
* Whispering to random people that dragons exist, then continuing on your way
* Chalking countercultural slogans on sidewalks
* Taking bizarre and creative photos in photo booths, then leaving the photos for others to find
* Anything else you can think of!

If the world was filled with poetic terrorism instead of real terrorism, it would be a much better place.

poetic terrorism by Spritedust May 15, 2004