Clark's definitions

nags head

Town located in the outer banks, north carolina. The most awesome place ever. The outer banks has some of the best surf on the east coast especially hatteras.

Art's Place - awesome restaurant

by clark June 14, 2006

abnormal

1. Brutal death metal band from St. Petersburg Russia. The best death metal vocals ever, no one can touch Pavel. the guitar tone is top notch, and the bass guitar can be clearly heard throughout the album. Drums are guaranteed to bring about aural orgasm.

2. Abnormal - The definition of brutal death metal.

Lyrical theme(s)
Murders, Death, War, Homophobia

www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=29815

I was gunna put on some mallcore but then Abnormal came along and murdered that band, then whilst wearing their corpses, made the album Shifted The Shape. Oh well slipknot always sucked anyway.

by clark June 23, 2009

wiftaff

Comes from some random kids in a basement overly excited splurted out, WIKTAFF. Combination of Wicked and Awsome, it is a over joyed word to say when excited.

"that was super wiktaff"
(refering to a exciting time)

by Clark October 28, 2004

Shifty

Shifty is a word used to denote the calibur of an item of person. Mad may be used to enhance shifty to its fullest extent.

What the crap?! That round of BulletTime Fighting was mad shifty.

by Clark November 12, 2003

guiche

A piercing, and/or the jewelry inserted into the piercing, in the area at the base of the ballsack, forward of the anus

The diamond-studded guiche complemented the symmetry of his nipple piercings whenever he lifted his legs wide.

by Clark November 7, 2003

mad

Must be used in conjunction with an adjective, such as shifty. Enhances a word to it's fullest extent.

Other than mad shifty, mad ipheresium may also be utilized.

by Clark November 12, 2003

ding-a-long

When, on the road, the car you are trying to pass accelerates to match your speed only to slow down after you abandon the attempt and pull back behind them.

When I saw that the driver in my rearview mirror was texting, I felt it my duty to ding-a-long him when he tried to pass.

Yes officer, I was doing 80 in a school zone, but it was only to pass that ding-a-long in the F-150!

by Clark March 12, 2009