Clark's definitions

millard north

A school with a football team that never loses in the regular season.

Millard North football is the best

by clark November 2, 2003

U2

A scientific experiment designed to see how many times people would buy the same song with a different title.


also, the crappiest band ever. I'm sure they have a loyal fan base of gay people. they follow me everywhere, ipod commercials, coke commercials, and they're even played on classic rock radio stations, ? , I wish they would just shut up.

special U2 edition iPod

by clark January 29, 2005

Tion

an animal with a father tiger and mother lion. the opposite of a liger

Napoleon knows its totally different from a liger

by clark February 1, 2005

Skittles

Coricidin (DXM) abusers refer to the bright-red pills as "Skittles."

by Clark July 31, 2003

ding-a-long

When, on the road, the car you are trying to pass accelerates to match your speed only to slow down after you abandon the attempt and pull back behind them.

When I saw that the driver in my rearview mirror was texting, I felt it my duty to ding-a-long him when he tried to pass.

Yes officer, I was doing 80 in a school zone, but it was only to pass that ding-a-long in the F-150!

by Clark March 12, 2009

boa

one really hot pop singer in kor/jap...
god she's hot.

i would love to do boa right now.

by clark January 20, 2004

mad

Must be used in conjunction with an adjective, such as shifty. Enhances a word to it's fullest extent.

Other than mad shifty, mad ipheresium may also be utilized.

by Clark November 12, 2003