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tequila fries 

An instance where a person has had so much to drink that the only way he/she can be convinced to eat some fries is by you telling them that they are tequila fries (fries with tequila in them)
(drunk person) Omg dude I love tequila.

You should really eat something

No dude I want tequila

These fries have tequila in them. They are tequila fries

OK
tequila fries by schorsch August 6, 2006

tequila stuntman 

A tequila shot antic in which the drinker:
1.snorts a line of salt
2.slams the shot of tequila
and
3.squeezes the lime in his/her eye.

This shot was allegedly invented by Steve-o of Jackass fame.
My attention-whoring roommate performed a tequila stuntman in front of the whole bar and didn't have to pay for drinks the rest of the night.
tequila stuntman by Mina February 16, 2004

Tequila Mud Butt 

A blended drink consisting of 1 pint of tequila, 1 can of refried beans, and a cup of orange juice. Must be consumed straight from the blender in full. Usually the outcome of a bet due to its unpleasant taste, and should be video taped for evidence later. Acronym is TMB.
Tony can't wait to drink that tequila mud butt.
Tequila Mud Butt by sackbagjr November 29, 2011

Tequila Jerk-Knot 

It starts as auto-erotic asphyxiation, then takes a turn once you add lime juice and salt to your member, proceeding by masturbating furiously.
Did you hear about Ryan? He's in the ER after a botched Tequila Jerk-Knot.
Tequila Jerk-Knot by sircocklord December 15, 2019

Tequila Water 

A dangerous cocktail drink consisting of tequila, hydration powder, energy drink, and POG. This drink is usually filled in a gallon jug and makes for a great day. Originated from Maui and further spread into the Bay Area shortly after.
Hey I heard you have the best Tequila Water here could I try yours? Oh damn this stuff is so good I can't even taste the tequila! We should get hammered all day and not sleep!
Tequila Water by Sean 2.0 April 6, 2021

Tequila Tuesdays 

Similar to "Thirsty Thursdays," "Sunday Fundays," and "Wine Wednesdays," Tequila Tuesdays is a term used as an excuse to drink on a weekday that isn't Friday.
"Natalie's clothes come off on Tequila Tuesdays!"