teatime

It's a replacement variable prank for the word "nigger"

teatimes like to eat watermelons and rape white women

by vinetari March 22, 2005

Testimony (name)

Testimony (name) : An extremely dark male of Nigerian descent. Commonly infatuated with items like fried chicken, kool aid, and white girls. Testimonys are natural born athletes and will mention the word “red flower” in every one out of two sentences. Trained by running from lions they are good at every sport.

What type of person names their kid Testimony (name)?
Testimony (name) came straight from the village.

by NiggaWithFortyDollars November 15, 2017

Thotimus prime

You have faced many Thots before but you have never fought the ultimate THOT, Thotimus prime the ultimate Thot. You must defeat the ultimate Thot to become the new Thotimus prime.

watch out its almost here watch out thotimus prime has arrived she'll fuck your brains out!!!

by Dingbat6969 February 19, 2018

Teatime Ballbag

A man in their mid fifites who had lost a "man boob" through an accient, usually will have a beard and an extremely bad temper.

Marc: Woz! Look, Gilly's only got one Tit, the mardy beardy twat!"

Woz: "Gilly?!"

Gilly: "What?!"

Woz: Yelling "You... Teatime Ballbag!"

by Lord Muttonchop October 18, 2008

Thotimus Prime

The ultimate thot

Person 1: Bitch keeps postin' pictures of her stomach dude
Person 2: She's not even that hot
Person 1: She truly is Thotimus Prime

by Pussy-Fart September 23, 2017

textimatum

When someone refuses to follow texting etiquette by not returning your text message, you may be forced to text them back with an textimatum, "Please respond, or else...."

"I'm wondering why you haven't returned the answer to my text yet. I hate to give you a textimatum, but answer me or deal with the consequences"

by Compassionatesource September 27, 2017

Thotimus prime

The mother of all the thots. Typicaly used to describe girls who have no life outside of social media and constantly post revealing pics to get likes wich they belive validates them as they have low selfconfidence.

Basic form: Thot

Elsa is such a Thotimus prime!

by Icomment65 November 21, 2017