TED

An acronym for Technology, Engineering, Design

A TED conference is often an invitation-only opportunity to hear the latest thinking from stars in their fields.

by Ione-Dot January 2, 2017

Ted

To take a female's virginity ("newly mown hay")

original definition: " to lay out for drying"

"I will totally ted Amy Blood tonight, fool!"

by A.I. & J.P. November 7, 2009

Ted

(adj) Synonymous with sexual innuendos. To be something highly sexual.

"Wow! those girls were being very Ted last night"

by Politebot April 11, 2010

Ted

Term for a particular class of British youth of the 1950s, also known as a Teddyboy. Named for the so-called "Edwardian look" of the early 1950s. Teds often adopted American accents and listened to American rockabilly music.

"When the Ted stole the sophisticated Edwardian look from the Saville Row dandies who had pioneered it, he did so like some Indian brave looting the uniform from one of Custer’s dead." (The Daily Mirror, Sept. 1953)

by John Lucas September 14, 2004

Ted

an all-encompassing term for anyone you are on moderately good terms with. It is a sign of endearment and respect. The word Ted is only properly used on freinds of the same sex.

Ben: Yo whats up man?
Billy: Not much Ted.

by Col Arse January 21, 2010

Ted

Ted is extremley hot and sexy induvidual he is a good athlete and gold medal winner all-around, all girls want him cause of his excessive sexyness, he owns at COD and all other games he is fluent in English, Japanese, Togalog, Korean, and African.
Ted is also a swag ninja and works in the U.S government he has killed some of the world greatest threats. He swag level is, 459087348673485760934587690834576098357467376274567868976097846598347560435769348756348975609345876098345760938475690837450968734509876093485760934857603

girl1: Ted is soooo sexy
girl2: ino right? i wish i could go out with himm
straight guy1: mee tooo

by Hot gurls :D October 25, 2011

teds

A synonym for cannabis or marijuana. An abbreviation of "Ted Nugents," this parlance aims, ineffectively, to subvert the attention of the authorities.

Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.

Dude! Can I get some of those teds from you?

I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds!

Broheim has some dank-ass teds.

by Ted A. Nugent May 8, 2009