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TechnoDoldrums

Teck-know-dole-drums : (ADJ) the state of being forced into a lower tech situation than your are normally in, such as being forced to use Dialup after using Broadband, or going from a modern PC to one several years and many Megahertz slower
My dialup connection at home is like being in the TechnoDoldrums compared to the T-1 line at college.
by Infinite Loop August 26, 2005
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technodowner

a person who pretends they know something about technology, but in fact have no idea
person 1: i bought a mobile phone that has bluetooth
person 2: do u even know what bluetooth does?
person 1: offcourse i do it lets u take better pictures
person 2: *sigh*..ur such a technodowner
by {PLONK} July 12, 2006
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Technotelehomophobia

Jimi Has a large fear of picking up the phone and some robot saying "Hey sexy, are you single?" which means he has technotelehomophobia!
by oregano 12345 January 3, 2008
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TechnoComando

the gayest poster in the forums.
I love masturbateing with men...
by kh2 August 10, 2004
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technotwerp

A person who prides him/herself on his/her supposedly extensive knowledge of advanced technology, especially computer-related technology; however, possesses little practical understanding regarding day-to-day essentials. Includes persons who use technology to allay a repressed inferiority complex.
Okay, so your computers are down. Let me write down my information so you can enter it later. Do you have a pen handy? Or, don't you technotwerps even know what a pen is?

Bill Gates had better not ever come out with TimeTravel for Windows. Today's technotwerps wouldn't last 5 minutes in the 19th century.

That IT guy and the jagoff who hired him are such morons. They monitor our desktops looking for dirt, and they think we don't know that. What a couple of technotwerps!
by Gasteroide April 26, 2011
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technotoo

A cool and gay tiktoker, very swag
Hey have you ever seen technotoos tiktoks? yknow theyre pretty gay actually
by Dreqmvv November 9, 2021
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Technotech

A professional developer well known in the Microsoft Flight Simulator community for making high quality mods for free.
Technotech just released a 767 for Microsoft Flight Simulator! Yes!
by checkerberry March 11, 2022
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