technobollox

Completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance increased by this menace.

Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technobollox victim: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
Engineer: "That is complete and utter technobollox"

by Ciarán_ July 15, 2008

technoflid

when somebody is a complete flid(retard) with technology, including all electrical appliances.

"i cant find the on button for this computer"
"your such a technoflid grandad"

by eewok666 December 3, 2006

technofright

One who fears technology. Usually older generations.

My parents refuse to get cell phones or shop online due to their technofright.

by mike100886 January 15, 2008

Technobody

An individual who avoids technology, particularly in the social media aspect.

My friend Joey refuses to join Facebook, Twitter and doesn't even text message. He's such a technobody.

by MJEmme January 29, 2010

Technogorp

Someone who is so inept when it comes to anything technology related, it embarrasses 21st century mankind.

"Andy, did Mav forget how to turn his laptop on again?" "Yes, he's such a technogorp!!"

by Marek Ponkle September 19, 2011

Technoho

High priced business technologist sometimes despised by those consultants when they have to pay the invoice.

The Chief Technology Officer called me a high priced technoho. Justin is a technoho, not me.

by DavidJemeyson October 21, 2011

Technobubba

Men with typical redneck appearance consisting of flannel ,fishing baseball hat, and mullet proudly displaying obvious technology like Bluetooth headsets and smart watched.

Sarah's boyfriend, Hank, is such a technobubba, he just got the new iWatch, but it clashes with his snuff can.

by dil3mma June 13, 2015