Greasy teabag

1.(n)An improvised weapon that consists of a number of lug nuts placed in a sock and used to beat someone with.

a slock type of weapon but instead of a lock lug nuts are used.

You know George, the fat kid he picked his face so bad it looks like he was eating greasy teabags.

by DEADMEAT November 3, 2018

holy teabag

When a female fills her mouth up with “holy water”, and then a male dunks his testicles into her mouth.

Me and my girl baptized my balls the other night by doing the holy teabag.

by Young Swavo August 12, 2021

Poseidon's teabag

When water splashes back up onto your balls when you drop your shit load in the toilet.

"Great!My balls are all wet from Poseidon's teabag."

by Starkey88 December 11, 2016

teabag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person

"Man,
Brenda was all passe dout with her mouth open and Billy teabagged her"

by Rachel March 16, 2003

Teagan

Teagan is just a legendary mix of bad, good, and everything in between, she is the one and the only person who you could actually understand. She might be athletic or she might be kinda lazy, but either way, she is amazing with her body, face, persona, and soul-self. She is the most creative person you ever met, and she will always be out in space or on her mind, she is an angelic singer and an even better girlfriend. If she thinks your the one, you can't say no, and you better not cheat on her cause she might seem tough, but she is a soft-hearted person. She is the meaning of true love and she can give you all the love you want and more, she will make you finally be able to cry happy at the feeling of her love.

She seems so hot!
But she isn't just a body!
Teagan is the only person who could make you feel loved like god

by User_404_t September 16, 2019

Tajammul

A brainiac, know-it-all thats annoying and you just wana choke coz hes so smart but you still go to him for help because he IS so smart!

Gosh, stop acting so Tajammul-like!!!

by rocketpopperz November 2, 2010

teabag

The procedure of dipping one’s testicles into one’s mouth in an up and down motion.

Secretly gay Devin stood on top of his best friend Harold, who was asleep. He dipped his balls in and out. His saliva lubricated his testicles and it felt so good. Devin accidentally slipped, and his entire ballsack went in his mouth. He tried getting back up, but it was too hard. Harold then started biting. It hurt like hell, squatting naked with pain spreading throughout his balls.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.

by Well, shit. April 22, 2018