God-thunk

n. A long awaited, brilliant idea or thought that can only be the result of God himself whacking it into your head.

The only possible explanation for planning this trip had to be a God-thunk, considering how absent minded she is.

by sneekersotoole December 20, 2009

Get Thünked

The ultimate embarrassment. If you get thünked by a friend and/or Thünk himself, your life is officially over and you must retire and bow down to Cloris the baldy granny.

Guy: Yo, I just got hit by a train.
Guy 2: Get Thünked

by Thunkytrunkydunkymonkeyfunky July 19, 2021

Thunk

The act of flicking someone in the forehead with your finger.

Shut up or I'll thunk you.

by Othercat May 24, 2014

ka-thunk

Onomatopoeia of a headboard repeatedly striking a wall, ostensibly due to people fucking in the bed that holds said headboard.

I couldn't sleep last night because Jared and his girlfriend in the apartment next to mine were fucking for most of the night. All I heard was "ka-thunk, ka-thunk, ka-thunk", punctuated by an occasional moan or loud request for one party to fuck the other one harder. I let the air out of that faggot's tires for that.

by Nigga Ass Honky August 8, 2010

Thunk

1) A question that makes you think about something you've never thought about before and that then makes your brain ache when you try

2) The noise your brain makes when it starts to think about such questions

Is a broken down car parked? Can you touch the wind? If we swapped brains which one of us - if either - would be me? These are all great Thunks.

by ITL July 21, 2006

Thunk

The sound a simpletons mind makes when he shifts his thinking into high gear.

Oh yeah...well, uh...uh...uh...(THUNK)...fuck you too.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

Thunk

A cross between a punk and a thug.

Look at that thunk listening to tupac on a skateboard.

by /Name/ October 30, 2003