by mike123456789! September 2, 2010
Get the talesha mug.It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.
He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
by mrkitano November 25, 2006
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An instagrammer and youtuber. People loves his funny, goofy, and cute personality. He's a #1 fan of fidget spinners
An instagrammer and youtuber. People loves his funny, goofy, and cute personality. He's a #1 fan of fidget spinners
"Have you seen Tristan Tales' daily fidget spinner tweet?"
"Yo Tristan Tales' instastory was lit asf!"
"Yo Tristan Tales' instastory was lit asf!"
by vennedy June 13, 2017
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Get the takeshi's castle mug.The Basement Tapes werea series of video tapes made by Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold, the two Columbine shooters.
The tapes are filled with racial hatred, Eric Harris trying to drink Jack Daniels without choking and pure lulz.
The tapes are filled with racial hatred, Eric Harris trying to drink Jack Daniels without choking and pure lulz.
"Hey, man, wanna go watch the Basement Tapes? Oh wait, we can only read transcripts from them on the Internet because the police won't release the tapes in case it spawns a copycat school shooting, despite there being numerous copycat school shootings since Columbine."
"Ok"
"Ok"
by RebTheJuvey March 16, 2009
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adjective, adverb;
1. Used to describe the number one top guy.
2. Having the best skills
origin:
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adjective, adverb;
1. Used to describe the number one top guy.
2. Having the best skills
origin:
hockeylifeHL
Hey Cory, did you watch the game tonight?
No, I missed it.
Ah Man, you should have seen it, Devon was fuckin' tapesht! He scored 4 ginos.
No, I missed it.
Ah Man, you should have seen it, Devon was fuckin' tapesht! He scored 4 ginos.
by hockeylife June 14, 2013
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