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Tadpole Corral

A handmade orifice or other such object intended to serve as containment for one's sperm after masturbation. This aids both in cleanup and control of unwanted pregnancies.
Get your tadpole corral of my sandwich asshole.
by Petrabid July 29, 2016
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Tadpoles

5 Seconds of Summer’s Ashton Irwin once said they’re baby turtles or mosquitoes
Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles

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Ashton: Oh, they’re mosquitoes, aren’t they?
by LoverOfHope November 22, 2020
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swang tadpole

A saying that is stated when a good looking hoe passes by. Also, can be said about hot moms.
When I was at the mall walking around like it was not big deal this hot bitch walked by and I roared swang tadpole.
by fcuking stud December 23, 2009
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Tadpole Shower

If you have been ejaculated on, you have been caught in a tadpole shower.
My boyfriend was doing me from behind, but then he pulled out and gave me a tadpole shower. It was awesome.
by partywee February 28, 2011
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Brewing up a batch of tadpoles

I was reading playboy and my mom walked in on me brewing up a batch of tadpoles.
by Da Weatherman February 26, 2011
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tadpole

v: the act of inserting one's soft flaccid penis into the circular opening of the mouth belonging to someone who is sleeping. Upon insertion the soft and flaccid penis may be slightly dangled in a manner that the receiving mouth be tickled or left motionless in the mouth for a period of time left at the discretion of he who is performing the action.
Last night I gave Axl the tadpole. His sweaty ass hands must expel most of the water in his body because his mouth was as dry as sandpaper.
by Nick Polise August 28, 2008
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Emaciated Tadpole

A person of substantial height and extremely underweight. Often annoying, obnoxious, and extremely geeky. Usually wrong but extremely egotistic.
Guy 1: Did you know that Intel PC's are coming out with native quad-cores for Yorkfield?
Guy 2: No. That's nahalem. You are such a emaciated tadpole.
by Lee Savery October 30, 2007
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