waterpark temperature

when trying to get a substance, typically water, to the desired temperature but instead fail to do so resulting in the temperature being both too cold and too hot, like the temperature of water at most waterparks

Bro: "Dude, this morning, the friggin shower was stuck at waterpark temperature for like 15 minutes"
Dude: "Bro that sucks"

by Turn.Up.Alex November 27, 2018

Office temperature gauge

How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra

I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!

by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021

Temperaturize

The art of keeping a comfortable temperature in a public place such as a restaurant or store.

I am cold! They need to temperaturize this restaurant.

by Tabitha Extra April 22, 2018

pamperature

Writing not quite meeting the requirements to be a pamphlet but not to be considered literature either.

Those damn Mohovahs left their pamperature in our door again.

by Outlaw Redneck August 25, 2023

under-tempratured

The Nordic way to stating 'cold' or 'cool' in the sense that you might freeze someone simply by touching their exposed flesh.

David cools Nex down with his Nordic under-tempratured yet furry body.

by Mah_boi November 7, 2009

check my temperature

To see what kind of mood a person is in

girl: my boyfriend stayed out all night now he is blowin' my phone up. I'm too pissed to talk!! He's just trying to check my temperature, he knows I'm mad!!

by ngorman April 3, 2009

temperature

A plan .

What’s the temperature for tonight ?
“Not sure yet might be fucking this one girl , you ?”

by AudemarOmnitrix August 10, 2019