tame duck

An outgoing president who has no real power and never had before, being himself ruled like a puppet by his master.

- Why does Medvedev look so upset of losing the office? For him, nothing has changed - he never was a president and wouldn't be again.
- Yeah, the tame duck is just quacking.

by Comestuff September 27, 2011

Taming the Tiger

When someone assists with rubbing one out in the hope that the recipient is sexually 'tamed'.

Fezza was busy taming the tiger on the field

by Michael 'The Boss' Ross November 24, 2011

puddin tame

A miniscule and uncelebratory amount of male ejaculate.

The sex was so lousy, that when he pulled out to blast away, his puddin tame didn't make it past her pubes.

What's your name? Puddin tame. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same.

by hoofhearted1011 February 28, 2011

Tame the bees

To attempt to tame a seemably untameable force of nature.

Kenny: "Rather large down at Coalcliff today boys. Let’s call it solid 6ft. Lots of water moving around. 6am paddle out. Brown water and no one out... scary... love the south coast so much."
Robert: "Tame the bees Kenny, tame the bees."

by TimmehJ September 19, 2010

Tame the Chicken

female masturbation; stated in such a way most people do not know what you mean.

"Hey Jessa, I'm gonna go home so I can Tame the Chicken."

by jmess69 September 19, 2014

Tame dragons

To smoke marijuana

Tonight im just gonna chill and tame dragons.

by PVC Extremist August 5, 2008

tame the neanderthal

Practice of removing body hair that most women don't need to remove, like the tops of feet or lower back. Removing hair in regions that women don't have unless they're neaderthals.

Man, my toe hair is getting bushy again... I better go tame the neanderthal.

by Dori C. December 12, 2008