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Male parental units who think raising children can be done via long distance phone calls.
*From an actual email from Homeboy's 2nd baby mama to his current chick (3rd baby mama):

Homeboy has exactly 48-hours to tell my son the truth about his Harry Houdini disappearing act. Homeboy's son is an intelligent young man and I will not stand for ANYONE lying to him, especially his father. A "vacation" does not entail getting a job and a place.

He's lucky he was too lazy to put his name on Homeboy's son's birth certificate in ALL of the EIGHT years he's been alive. He's also lucky that I can handle everything on my own and I don't need a single red cent from him. As far as I am concerned, he is dead to me.

But you will come to know that all little boys need their fathers and as much as I want the truth to be known, I've have yet to speak ill of Homeboy in front of my boy. I'm sure if you were me, you'd feel the same way.

48-hours. It is 3 p.m., November 11.

And tell Homeboy I'm so glad he made a monumental effort to spend quality time with his son before he left. You can also tell him Homeboy's son is on the A honor roll, studies profusely for up to four hours a day without being told and quotes Oscar Wilde. If he even cares to know.

I'd rather my son not have a father than have a "teledaddy" that leaves him depressed. And I mean depressed - not sad with tears. Homeboy's son far too insightful for any BS.
teledaddy by J671 November 11, 2009
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Tappdaddy 

Named for the flamboyant red headed Alanta radio personality, to "Tappdaddy" means to take charge of a room through through the use of boisterous and often offensive means in which one demands attention without reticence and a complete disregard for social norms.
We were all having a great time until some crazy Tappdaddy entered the bar wearing a boa and immediately grabbed the attention of every girl in attendence.
Tappdaddy by rozwull_hrnt June 22, 2009
A male parental unit who thinks raising children can be done via long distance phone calls.
I was once a stupid girl who had a child with a teledaddy who's only contribution to our child is a long distance phone bill I have to pay for.
Teledaddy by thenatanator November 11, 2009

Toedaddy 

A big booty man who specifically only like fucking Puerto Rican women’s toes
Damn that man really hitting her like a toedaddy
Toedaddy by Yomomdididlydarn June 14, 2019
The kinky nickname of some dude named Tadao.
Oh yes tadaddy! Harder!
Tadaddy by I'm not gay I promise April 21, 2021
A dad who you hear from but hardly ever see. A dad who parents via telephone. Same can be applied to a mom. Telemommy. A dad or mom who prefers to parent through telephone contact.
If you talk to your dad via telephone but hardly ever see him then he must be a teledaddy.
teledaddy by MsCheckit June 12, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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