huff-tailing

Spending time exploring what can be accomplished on a motel bed after dropping coins into the "Magic Fingers" device. In honor of John Houghtaling, inventor of the Magic Fingers, who passed away in 2009.

With another couple days' driving ahead of them, Mia and JJ thought they should hit the laundromat, but nobody else was going to be smelling them in that junker they'd borrowed, so all their quarters went toward some surprisingly intimate huff-tailing on the saggy motel mattress.

by rotifera June 26, 2009

Sleep Talking

The act of answering a telephone call or having a conversation with someone while sleeping, then later having no recollection it took place.

Best utilized when asking favors of friends they would normally not agree to.

Ryan: Hey John where are your car keys at? I'm going to be late for my date tonight.

John: Huh? I didn't say you could borrow my car...

Ryan: Yea you did, I asked you this morning before I went to work at 5:30 and you said it was cool.

John: Yea, I was sleep talking, ass hole.

Ryan: That sounds like a personal problem, now give me your keys!

by Mr. Bad May 20, 2011

I see what you're talking about

When someone is saying something that you have either

A) No clue what the fuck they are talking about, or
B) No interest in it whatsover.

It is basically saying "Shut the fuck up" without offending the person talking. And hopefully, they will get the hint and shut the fuck up.

Example A:

"So, if you just take the Rotation Muffler and place it into the X-axis, then you have a complete circuit."

".............I see what you're talking about."

Example B:

"So yeah, she lost the baby, dude. She's heartbroken about it."

"......I see what you're talking about."

"............You're an asshole, dude."

by DHarding March 2, 2010

Pillow Talking

When a man/woman shares information to another man/woman about a completely different person or persons that they have no business sharing but do so because of the closeness of atmosphere created after sex. An act frowned upon if it's a man running his mouth to woman he's laying with, but not necessarily frowned upon if it's a woman running her mouth to the man.

Yo I ain't got a problem with how many bitches he be fucking at the gig but that niqqa be pillow talking too much then these bitches be havin' other niqqa business spreadin thru the workplace cuz they be talking to dem bitches they bang wit, and them other bitches be pillow talkin' with the niqqas they be fuckin... now everybody know everybody business.

by That Niqqa 4Real February 14, 2022

talking to a brick wall

Is a phrase used to sarcastically explain that the person you are talking to do is not listening or is so dumb that they don't understand

Wow you're so stupid it's like talking to a brick wall

by Ohdearlol December 28, 2013

You keep telling yourself that

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."

by Dennis The Tiger August 1, 2008

talking out of your ass

When someone says something stupid that they have no proof of. For example, "The Space Shuttle was destroyed by TERRORISTS!"

That asshat's talking out of his ass again

by Legato February 18, 2003