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Tallahassee Snapper

A woman's vagina that is so ferocious it literally gobbles up a penis
Son, watch out for that one! She's got a tallahassee snapper that you might not walk away from!
by TheoldBeardman March 1, 2021
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Tallahassee publix

When you shit yourself looking urgently for a bathroom in a grocery store.
Hey Tom, make sure you use the restroom before you go to the store, we don't want another Tallahassee Publix incident!
by Rickymixx February 14, 2022
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Tallahassee bandwagon

When you’re making sweet, tender, love to a woman, and you’re about to cum, you make her suck your cock, and then she holds it in her mouth, then spits it in your mouth, & then you bend her over and spit it in her asshole.
My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee bandwagon. I’ve been farting bubbles all day.
by Yer mom69 September 12, 2023
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the tallahassee erection

what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.
coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..
by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011
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Tallahassee Tickle Torture

A sexual act in which the receiver is tied down on a bed and tickled with the penis(es) of the male participant(s).
Oh my God! I got a Tallahassee Tickle Torture the other day and I almost pissed myself laughing!
by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010
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tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.
I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy
by paul barman May 2, 2006
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Tallahassee Land Shark

When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.
I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.
by That guy gettin his D WET April 11, 2009
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