Turtleneck

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Greggo Antony Bater March 4, 2010

Turtleneck Trevors

Someone who beats their meat while taking a shit.

Dude, you're being such a Turtleneck Trevors.

by JustaStoner January 30, 2020

Turtleneck handshake

A turtleneck handshake is giving a hand job to an uncircumcised penis.

What kind of turtleneck handshake do I have to give to figure those Apple remote?

by Daskobold March 21, 2021

Turtleneck

Someone of Sweater-Boy ethnic culture.
(Offensive Term)

I hate turtlenecks.

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023

TurtleneckPants

TurtleneckPants is the definition of a dreg who mainly plays the game, Destiny 2.

That turtleneckpants is so bad

by Stevoo2k August 16, 2023

The Turtleneck

An awkward seated dance in which the neck is moved in a snake like motion while the head is rocked back and forth.

1) Dude, have you ever tried the Turtleneck while high? It's amazing.
2) That guy over there must not know how to dance, all hes doing is Turtlenecking.

by Fernando Espionage August 2, 2010

Tennessee Turtleneck

When a girl gives head to a man with an uncircumcised penis and gets lint and other shit stuck in her mouth from his foreskin.

The other day I had to floss after giving Cody a Tennessee Turtleneck.

by loafnaround September 19, 2020