tabitchulate

verb. To bitch about tabulating something. OR To tabulate bitches.

"Why do you keep swearing in your cubicle?"
"I have to tabitchulate grades for the semester."

OR

"Why are you counting those girls?"
"I'm just tabitchulating" (present participle of tabitchulate).

by TheHotPotato February 18, 2009

tabio'd

Tabio'd (to Tabio)

When one uses a web browser to open a tab (or tabs) on a other's computer and fills the tab or tabs with pictures of Fabio the male model.

When a co-worker leaves the room without putting their computer in screen saver or sleep mode the computer can be accessed without a pass-code, you then open a web browser on their computer and open multiple tabs. You then use Google Image Search, key-word "Fabio". Select a different picture in each tab, opening the image to full size and then hiding the browser window for your co-worker to find later. He or she has been Tabio'd

by god October 16, 2008

tabitha

the best bestfriend in the world,funny hott and always there for you ur so lucky to have a frind like her. dont you ever let her leave you! make sur shes ur bffl forever.

im so lucky to have a tabitha

by taylor howard<3333 February 1, 2009

Tabitus

An adjective which may describe any object or being which appears to be diseased in any manner. Forms of disease covered by Tabitus are behavioral and physical. The behavioral half of Tabitus covers sentient living entities and the physical aspect of Tabitus includes objects. Thus meaning that someone's behavior may be diseased, and therefore they have Tabitus, and if an object looks diseased, it has Tabitus. For example a severely damaged piece of bread may be described as having Tabitus; if someone is melon-moding in the middle of the road, they may qualify to have Tabitus.

Get off the roof you tabitus bearing scoundrel!

by Melon Thighs October 7, 2021

Dirty Tabitha

Freaky drunken girl. Might be into bondage. And bring on the whips and chains. Also part lush and can hold her alcohol. Can be found trying to sober her ass up at your local coffee shop looking looking for her next victim. She might let you pet her but she might also bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Approach with caution.

I need to find me a dirty Tabitha tonight.

by Nat Nat June 5, 2019

GOING TABITHA

GOING TABITHA IS A TERM USED TO DESCRIBE IRRATIONAL BEHAVIORS OF INDIVIDUALS INCLUDING TAKING OFFENSE OR BECOMING ANGRY ABOUT A SITUATION THAT SHOULD UPSET THEM. GENERALLY LASHING OUT AT LOVED ONES OR BABY DADDYS

BRO SHE TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT ON ME FOR NO REASON. "SHES LITERALLY GOING TABITHA ON ME"

by BABY DADDY1031 July 15, 2022

tabish

tabish is a sexy boy who is very appealing to all sexes. he is athletic and handsome and knows how to attract the ladies, but has his heart easily captured by girls. tabish is a reliable lean-on-me kind of friend and he represents strength and honor. he is quite the sex machine in bed.

"i love my boyfriend"
"why?"
"because he is tabish"

by x.md.we November 24, 2009