tablescape

Designing a dining table (for a dinner party) with useless, cheap and tacky knicknacks, usually with some kind of lame-assed theme. And usually they are nowhere as inexpensive as she likes to claim. Allegedly created by Food Network hack Sandra "Semi-Homemade" Lee.

Sandra: Tarqueesha, since you are my black friend, and I am making dinner in your honor in celebration of Black History Month, I've made for you the MOST AWESOME tablescape that you are going to llllllove! I've placed "Colored" and "White" stickers to each chair in tribute of the dark days of Jim Crow and I got all black flatware from the dollar store. My chandelier has hanging ropes I got from a friend whose parents were in the KKK, to honor those who were lynched for the cause, my sister. AND I've put my flowers into empty malt liquor bottles. Just for you, sweetie.

Tarqueesha: Bitch, your white ass is whacked. Don't make me punch you. Fuck you and your lame semi-homemade ass. (Tarqueesha then punches Sandra in the face and knocks her semi-homemade ass OUT. Word.)

by Mixed Race Kid April 13, 2008

tables

noun:slang term for turntables

man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!

by Chris February 22, 2004

enables the tables

also means rocks my socks

whoa! that song enables the tables!

by anonymous April 4, 2004

tabbed browsing

A feature in Mozilla Firefox and the upcoming Internet Explorer 7 that helps keep your taskbar clean by placing your web pages in tabs below the toolbars. Very useful.

Just because Internet Explorer 7 has tabbed browsing doesn't mean it's any less of a piece of shit.

by GWR Definition Agency September 10, 2008

tablescraps

Table scraps (abrv. – scraps)
Residue of any bodily fluids, sexual or vital, found remaining on the table after a table time incedent.

In some social groups it is considered an honour to be allowed to dine upon the table scraps. In others it is frowned upon and a damp cloth used to erase any staining.

It is for this reason that most table time incidents now take place over wipe clean surfaces.

"Damn, girl – that's some scraps you gwan left behind"

or

"Go clean yo'sef up while I get workin on these scraps"

by Ponkster April 7, 2004

Tabbergassted

When a girl slams a guy in the ass with a strap on without any implications of homosexuality.

Hey man. That chick I took back home last night tabbergassted me until I came harder than a fire hydrant.

by BaronOfSalt February 23, 2019

Times Tables Rock Stars

Times Tables Rock Stars is a popular game which evolved in England and helps you learneed stupid times tables which no one cares about. Sorry rock heros.

I like Times Tables Rock Stars.

by Iamtotallynothuman November 12, 2019