LORD Twain

The legendary author of world-renowned books Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Mysterious Stranger, etc. Some may just refer to him as Mark Twain, but his exceptional catalogue of books has earned him the revered title of LORD Twain.

Person A " I just finished reading Huckleberry Finn. Wow, what a great book!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"

by GarKing May 23, 2022

Thomas da twain

A weird train that is retarded in every way possible.

Thomas da twain is F***ing weird.

by Walla Walla Bang Bang January 8, 2020

taint cheese

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.

My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.

by Woodbilly December 2, 2011

taint

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

by Chane. February 1, 2020

Taint

Perineum

The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.

by Ace Ball October 18, 2018

Taint town

1. The middle of somewhere
2. Between Uranus and a weedy lot
3. A beer made by the Kennebunkport Brewing Company
4. That place between the candy factory and the sewer plant

If you have ever been to Taint town, then you know what the full scrotum is

by manshark September 19, 2016

Taint

That space between your balls and your asshole

My taint smells funny

by Female Faggot August 27, 2018