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Lonely Swordsman

One that masturbates (male). A wanker.
Mr X: Hey! Take a look at your neighbour!

Mr Y: Oh yeah... The Lonely Swordsman. He´s usually at it after ten. Throw something at his window and he`ll close the curtains.
by grevdverg September 28, 2009
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Finger Swords

A game Domonated buy males played anywhare at any time.

combatents use only there index fingers as swords
the object being to "stab" the antagonist with your finger
combat can become quite violent with kicks, punches, and spit being exchanged bewtwix the combatents
Anthony: lets play Finger Swords
Smay: Finger Swords be the fuckin shit homey
by Tony.1 January 17, 2008
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flying swordsman

a sexual act where the man jumps across the room and tries to enter the womans fanny in mid-air
Ryan did the flying swordsmans to his boyfriend but he missed and broke his cock
by jeremy gillman January 9, 2008
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crossing swords

A sexual act where 2 men hit their penises together.
I was in the bathroom when someone came up to me and asked me if I wanted to cross swords. He then started to swing his penis at me. That's not koo I said, so to defend myself, I swung my penis back at his. He took much pleasure in crossing swords.
by ItsClear May 17, 2021
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cryptic_swordsman

cryptic_swordsman Is the most goated TikToker that makes the most fire edits
by F4er March 13, 2021
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cryptic_swordsman

Cryptic_Swordsman is the definition of what it means to be an absolute god
Man I just wish I was as cool as Cryptic_swordsman
by CrypticSwordsman March 4, 2021
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sloppy swordsman

when you poop on a girls chest, rub your weiner in it, then procede to swordfight penis against face.
I gave Nikki a sloppy swordsman last weekend.
by Clay Minor May 19, 2007
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