switcher

A person who essentially "switches" from friend to friend, party to party, trying to attain the most networking contacts and befriend the most people. A fairly shallow individual, this person seeks out other like individuals to extend their network further and further, leeching off of the individuals with healthy relationships.

Damnit, she fucking bailed on me again. I hate switchers.

by Clarissa June 17, 2003

San Francisco Switcheroo

This is a sexual term referring to a particular sex act where a man receives a blow job from a woman, cums in her mouth, and then the woman (or could be a man) pretends to swallow, then turns to embrace her partner in a passionate kiss, thereby open-mouth kissing him with his own cum in her mouth. Hence, San Francisco Switcheroo (almost gay, not quite)

Man: You gonna swallow right?
Woman: Of course
Man: You better not pull a San Francisco Switcheroo on me cause I'm not okay with swallowing my own cum.

by kyrie calavera February 13, 2007

Switcher

A male whom when using a public restroom switches from the urinal to toilet midstream. Said person may still be considered a switcher if he switches during one go. They're commonly found in bars where you will usually find a urinal and toilet within close proximity. Alcohol is almost always involved and fuels a switchers switching.

There have been a few reported cases of female switchers, but at this time they're considered a fables.

You walk into a bar's restroom to go to the bathroom. A male is standing at the urinal. You look away and when you look back they're on a toilet. This is a switcher.

by Moonbloodsflow October 12, 2010

switched

To switch from a calm state to a raging state.

True Account:
Jason Ranjitkumar switched on Craig and threw him accross the air.

CRAIG GOT MERKED.

by hairymanharry September 13, 2009

hitting the switches

1) Activating hydraulics in your car, usually bouncing them up and down.
2) Having sexual intercourse where the penis alternates between going into the vagina and going into the anus of the girl. source: Girls Gone Wild, Doggy Style

1)Ridin around town in a drop-top Benz, hitting the switches in my black 6-4.
2) Last night, I was with Brendon, and he finally hit the switches on me. It was the most romantic thing ever.

by playaplave January 19, 2006

switcher

A computer user who switches from Microsoft PC to Apple's Mac.

OS X For Switchers
Apple's iPod brought a lot switchers to the Apple community.

by Bakari January 2, 2006

Youngwood switcheroo

The act of dropping off the girl you are dating only to turn around and pick up the girl you are cheating on her with in the same small town. The term takes it's name from the extremely small town of Youngwood, PA.

(names changed to protect the guilty)
Eyeballs: Still seeing Lilly?
Skittles: Yeah
Eyeballs: Still cheating on her with Emma?
Skittles: Yep
Eyeballs: Don't they live like three blocks away from each other?
Skittles: Yep, I'm pulling the old "Youngwood switcheroo"

by thatsvanity December 23, 2010