Swiss

Something that is not legit, holey. An exaggerated story.

Guy: "So, dude, I totally had sex last night with 3 people."
Friend: "That's so swiss."

by Yolanda1976 May 23, 2011

Swiss

A type of man who can't stop saying some pointless made up language.

Carl: Hey man, are you from Switzerland? Coz you look Swiss...

Stefan: Y'erhgan burghan, Fuckin' yergen burgen!

by =3MC= August 24, 2009

Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.

Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.

by The Casio collector August 25, 2021

swiss delight

Using a cheese grater to climax; originated in Switzerland.

I was feeling pretty delicious, so I decided to attempt a Swiss delight. Yolo.

by Accounting Genius November 6, 2013

Swiss Coffee

A delicious drink made by brewing a cup of flavored coffee, and mixing in a package of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate mix(marshmallows are optional, but recommended). The evaporated milk and sugar of the Swiss Miss blend perfectly with the coffee, and the chocolate compliments it amazingly. Additional milk, cream, or half and half can be added if desired.

Guy: What are you drinking?
Other Guy: Swiss Coffee.
Guy: You mean Irish Coffee?
Other Guy: No.

by Bendabig August 4, 2007

Swiss mitten

A Clever Name For A Vagina!!

Origin Believed To Be In Akron OH.

Check Out That Swiss Mitten It Looks Kinda Grey

by Logieburr December 8, 2009

Swiss Cheesed

When you get shot so many times, your body resembles swiss cheese

You heard that Jamal died in the drive by?
Yeah, that nigga got swiss cheesed

by Cool Guy Johnson November 20, 2019