sweaving

The art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.

I got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for DUI.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read

A common phrase used in conversation between white people to exclaim how hot and sweaty they are.

( Bill and Jim sitting in the break room.)

Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."

(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)

Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"

(Both laugh)

by NOTABLACK1234 May 27, 2020

sweating bullets

Nervousness with a touch of dread.

I started sweating bullets when my wife found my porno collection.

by Juggy1337 September 6, 2006

Swainurism

Swainurism refers to a condition of complete and total brain loss. Forgetting your own name where you live, even your spouse or place of work. Someone pitching a fit, speaking out of their mind. Some common indications that you are experiencing a Swainurism include drinking from toilets, chewing your own underwear or sitting in a bath tub, farting and attempting to bite the bubbles.

Tom Cruise had a "Swainurism" On Opra.

by AnonymousUno February 12, 2007

swearing

The process in which an individual becomes fluent in a tabooed part of the English language (around middle school) to such an extent that they are able to fabricate prose of such animosity that it would make your Language Arts teachers tits fall off.

6th Grade: Go to hell son.
(manifestation of swearing occurs)
High School: Shut the fuck up you kinky, funky ass bitch you are a fucking fuck i'll fuck the shit out yo nigga nigga please i best fuck yo coon ass spic ass sandy nigga ass while i give you a fuckin screaming seagle

by WillDaBeast:) November 16, 2011

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.

It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

by Poon Muffin Whisker Biscuit May 8, 2008

sweating balls

When the temperature outside causes your balls to sweat, this also applies to female "balls".

"I cant come outside and play", said Jessie, "I'll be sweating balls!"

by Kerry L. August 30, 2005