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Mr. Swanson

Slang term referring to a slimy, disgusting, old teacher that subtlety hits on students. Generally middle schoolers.
"Mr. Jones reminds of a Mr. Swanson."
by Jimbur July 13, 2021
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Greg Swanson

an ijew faggot, that loves anal
by gregswan January 13, 2009
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Ron Swanson Tea Party

a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey
Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"
by qtothewerty June 2, 2018
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Chris Swanson

Cringy ass gay redneck, big black dicks lover. That gets rejected by every single girl in school and town and hasnt even got his first kiss. Reason why he became gay and loves to get raped
Lol he got rejected, he is doing a Chris Swanson
by Shadow15254 April 7, 2017
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dansby swanson

abby crowder’s future husband, he thinks and talks about her 24/7 and he thinks she is perfect. he’s so happy with her and needs her in his life. if your not abby crowder, just move on.
omg thats abby crowder, dansby swanson is definitely in love with her
by what..ever January 2, 2022
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Emily Ann Swanson

A brat who throws tantrums and is a wannabe furry. Mostly 7-10 years old but maybe 6. She seems like an angel, because of her very light blonde hair and brunette freckles, but is a devilish brat who doesn’t care about what other people tell her what to do, like her mother and father. :’)
by Mei mei ;) July 15, 2022
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cole swanson

really hot guy or girl that loves to make out with girls/guys at a young age and is not good at math but gets all the good girls that are really hot and gets to fuck at a young age. he gets in trouble alot and gets grounded hes all right at fortnite. if you find a cole swanson you will love him forever and you better get ready for it he might want to go raw!
he likes to fuck so you better get ready who ever finds a cole swanson
by k,jmhgfvgbnhjmyuhgtrfdc October 8, 2018
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