staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

Swaning

To put your balls inside her during an orgasm.

Dude it was so cool when I was swaning with her last night. My balls were so wet.

by Burg1985 January 15, 2009

Swannington

A place in the heart of England where 'cools' are brought up.
Consisting of about three roads, some famous people spent large amounts of times growing up in Swannington.
To live in Swannington is treated like a gift from God, as there are many ways to have fun:
Basketball
Risk
Football (Soccer)
Walk about
MacDonalds
KFC

Person 1: "Hey do you want to come round tonight? I'm getting a party together"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I'm heading in to Swannington, it should be a late night, packed with Risk"

by Lukebonz July 9, 2007

swaning

deriving from the english word swan, what a swan does from time to time to pass the day.

Look at that swan swaning around.

by toby palooza krew November 9, 2010

swining

Stringing pigs on a line, like a strand of perals.

I've been swining all night! Here's your strand of pigs.

by Harleypig September 1, 2011

Black Swanning

The act of committing lesbian sex.

These two girls kissed at a party last night. Next time I turned around they were totally Black Swanning!

by luckyc777 June 29, 2011

Swanning

To partake in mouth to mouth tongue jousting with a lady.

Ross has been swanning that girl for about five minutes now.

by John Longus Legend October 28, 2010