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surrogate girl/boyfriend

also called a pseudo-girl/boy friend

a close friend of the opposite sex that you spend a lot of time with and talk to often much the same as you would with a girl/boyfriend, though they never will become your girl/boyfriend due to factors such as, but not limited to: age difference, the other person being in a relationship, the other person living too far away, fear of ruining the friendship etc.

You will often to "date-like" things with them, such as: go to dinner and a movie, take them to a party to introduce them to your friends, or have them meet your parents. though you will never do other "date-like" things, such as: hold hands while walking, get/give a kiss goodnight, have them to a big family function like Christmas dinner etc.

can be a cause of grief and jealousy if one of the friends is in a relationship and their girl/boyfriend feels threatened by the surrogate friend.

NOT to be mistaken for a friend with benefits, there are no sexual conotations on a surrogate friend.
Bob: i feel so bad for Tim, he really likes Sharon but she's been with her boyfriend for 8 months now, so Tim really has no chance

Bill: i know eh, they go to movies almost once a week, and Tim always pays. And they went on that camping trip on the long weekend. If someone didnt know better, they'd think Tim and Sharon were going out

Bob: Tim only wishes that was the case. Poor guy is hung up on her bad. Sharon is like his surrogate girlfriend

*having a surrogate girl/boyfriend sucks
by pb foot May 18, 2010
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sucrose overdose

To experience a sugar high.

You're on a sucrose overdose if you start to ramble incoherently, merge separate and disjointed words or phrases together and make occasional twitching motions.

Children are most often subject to this condition, occuring around birthday parties, halloween and whenever adults happen to leave the pantry open for extended periods of time.
"Don't let little Johnny eat too many of those cookies, or he'll be on a sucrose overdose all afternoon."

"Man, I sucrose overdosed on all those M&Ms last night!"

"I haven't eaten chocolate in a month because of this stupid diet. I believe it's high time for a sucrose overdose!"
by sucrose-overdose January 13, 2008
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surrogate

1. One taking the place of another; a temporary successor.

2. Substitute.
1. A surrogate C.E.O. was appointed to the board on an interim basis.

2. A surrogate mother became the answer to the couple's desire for a child.
by James November 18, 2003
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surrogate pussy

n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
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sucrosity

Sucrose content of a sugar solution. Since sucrose is also the regular table sugar, the word can simply mean sugar content of a drink, juice or syrup.
In order to run our experiment, we had to increase the sucrosity of our solution gradually, by about 5 grams of sucrose at a time.
by minagica April 28, 2011
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sunroom

a sun lounge; a room with glass walls to receive the sun.
My house lacks a sunroom.
by uttam maharjan December 17, 2012
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sucroseisqueen

Best mutual 4 eva 😘😘🥺🥺🥺 So 🅒🅞🅞🅛 and their farts are yummy u-uwu 🥺🥺🥺🥺 btw i-i-im hangeallday uwu 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Sucroseisqueen did a flip yesterday and then had a stinky poo 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
by hangeallday June 20, 2021
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