swag surfing

To be fly and be able to move through matters in an easy maner or to be able to go through your life soley on your swagger.

I've been just swag surfing for the past few days

by iandakid23 May 29, 2009

butthole surfing

The act of shaking a carbonated alcoholic beverage and and allowing the liquid to shoot up through the neck of the bottle and into the persons anus. This allows the alcohol enter into the bloodstream faster than oral intake.

"My friend died because of careless butthole surfing."
"You should really stop drinking, butthole surfing is the way to go."

by Kitface May 18, 2007

Slurping Oyster

Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.

Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.

by BIGDICKNICK May 19, 2014

myspace surfing

when one is on myspace for lond periods of time checking out other peoples myspace pages.

I was myspace surfing yesterday when i found carrie's page and hit a bitch up.

by xomerylox44 March 1, 2008

Sphincter Surfing

When a man puts his hard cock in another persons anus and fucks it without going too far into the rectum so as to surf the anal sphincter.

Sphincter surfing works best when the penis is pulled out of the anus then put back in again repeatedly in fast succession.

by Dontbeusinyourrealname November 29, 2010

lane surfing

Military- to stay in your lane (area of responsibility)- lane surfing is to go outside your area of responsibility and interfere in someone else's area.

Instead of lane surfing, square your stuff away first.

by Warrior 3 December 18, 2013

You-Tube Surfing

The act of clicking on random videos on youtube, and in the end landing on a really random vid.

(Guy 1) Dude, I found a video of a cat eating a dude's shit.

(Guy 2) What? Why did you look that up?

(Guy 1) I didn't, I was just You-Tube Surfing and it came up!

by Macca97 March 6, 2011