bargain day at the supermarket

What Saitama desperately doesn't want to miss. Only occurs on Saturdays

Saitama: That means, today is BARGAIN DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET!!!!!
*kills carnage kabuto*
Also saitama: I SCREWED UP!!!!

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" April 6, 2024

Squaring a Supermarket

When math geeks are lured to visiting a supermarket or supermart that sells most things that look like a square or a cube: cheese slices, origami paper, Rubik’s cube, cream crackers, CD-ROM covers, condoms, and the like.

What are the chances that the opening of more “Everything’s a Square” outlets statewide or nationwide would attract both regular and curious customers to squaring a supermarket as they look for new square novelties or collectibles?

by Numerati October 11, 2024

Plus supermarkt

When you went to a Plus Supermarkt, you’ve reached your life purpose. Employees of Plus Supermarkt are the masters of the universe, they stand above everyone and everything.

Dude: I’ve been ass-fucked in the Albert heijn
Another dude: I’ve been to the Plus Supermarkt
Dude: omfg you are the almighty

by Multi multi November 22, 2021