a succman moment is when someone says some dumb shit in a serious conversation because TheY did not read the chat.
PERSON 1: "THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE IS TOMORROW I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY LOVED ONES"
PERSON 2: "Join my coop game on Bloons TD 6!"
PERSON 3: "THIS IS A SUCCMAN MOMENT!!!"
PERSON 2: "Join my coop game on Bloons TD 6!"
PERSON 3: "THIS IS A SUCCMAN MOMENT!!!"
by BIG SCARY MOSTOR MONSTER July 7, 2021
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by NekroMan420 March 30, 2019
Get the SucoManiac mug.Suckmate generally refers to a situation that simply sucks. However Suckmate more closely resembles a situation in which you can't escape without falling into more suck. Suckmate is a portmanteau of the words Suck and Checkmate.
Jeremy: Dude, I am so bored right now.
Jonathon: We're partying tonight, want to come?
Jeremy: Can't, don't have a car tonight.
Jonathon: Oh, I'll give you a ride.
Jeremy: Eh, that won't work either, if I don't get my Essay in my 'rents will ground me.
Jonathon: Well, dude, give Shawna a call.
Jeremy: We broke up...
Jonathon: Well, dude... Suckmate, you win.
Jonathon: We're partying tonight, want to come?
Jeremy: Can't, don't have a car tonight.
Jonathon: Oh, I'll give you a ride.
Jeremy: Eh, that won't work either, if I don't get my Essay in my 'rents will ground me.
Jonathon: Well, dude, give Shawna a call.
Jeremy: We broke up...
Jonathon: Well, dude... Suckmate, you win.
by The Hammer of Wisconsin September 8, 2009
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by Schwhat January 24, 2011
Get the Suckmanuts mug.Brad: I was at Chris' house yesterday and ended up blowing him.
Chad: Dude, thats super gay.
Brad: Chris said it wasn't because we are succmates.
Chad: Oh, thats no homo then.
Chad: Dude, thats super gay.
Brad: Chris said it wasn't because we are succmates.
Chad: Oh, thats no homo then.
by awesomesox19538 July 7, 2017
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