the starkey

Genuine little cunt who can’t do trampoline for shit. Can’t even bounce on his belly fam. Only likes butters girls and wants to date kat aha 😂

i Love trampoline.

Thank fuck Ben’s not here. The starkey is shit at trampoline

by AnonymousRhinoLad February 17, 2018

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Turkey Slurkey

When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....

Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!

by RomperRooRandy November 6, 2018

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Will Starkey

He is a awesome kid and he is going to marry his phone and his playboy magazines

Oh it's Will Starkey

by Skeleton secretary May 15, 2019

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lannon starkey is a pretty boy. his personality is A+ and god he's fucking amazing. he is also known as "softy" to his girlfriend because of his lips. he is everything you could've ever wanted in life wether best friend, brother, or lover. he's somewhat of a bully but in a way that you love. and most importantly, he belongs to kally adachi.

kally loves lannon starkey but apparently not as much as he loves her.

by 5ka November 22, 2021

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